Everyone else can fuck off because I only want you. I only wanna be wanted by you.
i went to a party and put 3 whole loaves of sliced bread all around the house i put bread under the kid’s pillow and in all 3 of his bathrooms, in his rugby shorts and the breast pocket of his school shirt, on his roof and his neighbor’s roof, in his couch and on his tv i’m laughing so hard he’s going to wake up hungover tomorrow and be like why the fuck is there bread everywhere
i’m pissing myself
I don’t want to be a sweetheart. I want to be the fucking love of your life.
So I drank one, it became four, and when I fell on the floor I drank more. Nothing has changed, I still love you, I still love you.
I need morning sex, everyday.
You deserve to be with somebody who will drive three hours, just to see you for one.
Never push somebody who loves you to the point they no longer give a shit, because when they’re done, they’re done. And when you realise you fucked up they’ll be long gone.
- Him : I'm hungry.
- She : What you wanna eat?
- Him : You.